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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Riding the Bus

Do you ever ride the bus or get on a plane and look around at the people on the bus and think about what would happen if you got into some kind of situation where you were stranded somewhere and had to restart civilization or live on a desert island with that group of people?

Ideally you would be riding the bus with a doctor, an engineer, and some other useful professional. Of course the thing I look for first is a hot chick, considering your gonna have to repopulate the earth and all. Also gotta do a scan for guys who look better than you and hope that something happens to them in the crash.

These thoughts can take making the bus home at 11AM especially depressing if you realize your gonna be re-populating the world with a bus driver, a blind dude, someone who is probably a bum and just using the bus to warm up because they live on the streets, and a chick that is just a straight no dice.

SO BE CAREFUL WHO YOU RIDE THE BUS WITH THIS SHITS SERIOUS.

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